So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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