quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
sarcasm needs its own font
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
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