I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
only you would photoshop your dick
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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