? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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