p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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