porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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