WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Randomize
