I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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