I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
now i know why i became what i already was.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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