Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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