Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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