is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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