We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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