I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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