SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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