I'm drive I can fine osifer
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
is that a dick in a sweater?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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