ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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