Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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