It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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