Can Purell be used as lube?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
