is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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