i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Someone came in the potted fern
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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