idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
So vagazzling was a success
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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