your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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