I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
