And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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