i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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