Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He has the fingertips of a God
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