Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Two words: blizzard sex
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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