is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
God gave him joint rollers for hands
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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