I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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