hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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