quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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