Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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