You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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