East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Sex in the backyard? Check.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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