Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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