talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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