Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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