Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Randomize