Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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