is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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