I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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