Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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