I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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