There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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