so that wasnt chicken after all
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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