Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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