so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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