Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We are two peas in an std pod
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
