He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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